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Clark’s Buttercream Experience

This is a true story about an experience I had with a dog.

My name is Clark. I was just 18 when about two and a half years ago; I was watching a lady’s house for her while she was away for family reasons. This was really a great time for me. I was pretty much on my own and I was getting paid for it.

One night, I was just sitting there and the dog, let’s call him Lenny, started licking himself. When he did, I noticed his cock moved a little and poked out just a little bit. For some unknown reason, this turned me on.

I didn’t give it much thought until later on that night while I was in the guest area of the house which is the basement which was made up to be like a mini apartment. I just got out of the shower and was toweling myself off when Lenny walked right up to me and stuck is nose in my crotch which he does to everyone all the time but this time it was different because I was naked and he had just stuck his cold, wet nose against my cock.

Without warning, my cock started to get larger. I was wondering what was wrong with me. This was a DOG that was making my cock hard. That’s sick!!! But I all of a sudden got really aroused by his quick touch.

I walked over to him and started to pet him on the head, I kneeled down on one knee and kept petting him and he put his head down and started to lick the head of my dick. This sent a rush through by body that was overwhelming.

I was now kneeling before Lenny with my HARD cock in his face while he kept licking it. I don’t really know why he kept licking it like that. Did it really taste that good? Well, he sort of lost interest after a few more seconds so I went to the refrigerator and got some butter and spread it on my cock and went back over to him and he was more than happy to lick the butter off of my dick.

Little did the poor doggy know that if he kept licking the butter, he would be getting some extra protein in just a minute. After he licked all the butter off, I spread on some more and he continued to lick it off. Just before he cleaned off my cock, I started to feel the sudden urge to cum.

Just as Murphy’s Law would have it, just as I was about to spew, all the butter was gone. While some pre-cum leaked out of my dick, I spread on a little more butter.

Lenny started to lick it off again.  His tongue was lashing at my cock like mad and I felt like my head was going to blow off when I began to shoot off in his mouth. He, kind of moved back when my sperm started to jet out of my dick but after he got a taste of it, he lashed at the head of my squirting cock as a shot a HUGE load into his mouth. I finished cumming in his mouth and Lenny continued to lick my cock off for a minute more as he cleaned off the remaining butter and cum from my dick.

Oh how I love that dog!!

German Shepherd Tips

Your choice of pet name is important. Here are some things to think about before naming your pet.

Your dog’s name says as much about your pet as it does about you. There are literally hundreds of potential names you can give your dog, but it has to be the right one. Your dog will become a unique member of your family and his or her name will heard often. So, it’s of vital importance to get it right.

Browse the Internet websites that are dedicated to dogs for dog name suggestions. You’ll find ideas for female dog names, male dog names, cute dog names, even Latin dog names!

You choice of name can depend on one or more of the following categories:

1. Choose a dog name according to gender.

Do you have a boy dog or a girl dog? Maybe you want to choose a dog’s name that reflects its gender. The most popular female canine names in the US today are Molly, Lady, Princess and Missy, to name a few. The most popular male canine names are Sam, Max, Duke and Rocky, to name only a few.

2. Choose a dog name according to your pet’s physical characteristics.

Every dog, regardless of its breed, has certain unique physical characteristics. Every breed comes with its own set of physical attributes: coat, markings, color or size, but each dog is unique. Pinpoint the uniqueness in your dog and come up with a unique dog name that reflects your dog’s singularity.

3. Choose a dog name according to your pet’s character or personality.

As with physical characteristics, every dog has its own personality beyond the characteristics of its breed. Get to know your dog a little before you decide on its name.

3. Choose a dog name according to your pet’s breed.

Do you have a German shepherd or Labrador? Do you have a Maltese Terrier or Poodle? These breeds are traditional breeds and we’ve come to associate them with specific types of names inspired by their appearance and pedigree. Golden retrievers are often called Sunny or Goldie. Pure breed dogs tend to demand more impressive names, while strays tend to be given cuter names.

5. Choose a dog name according to your interests.

You may be a classics scholar or a music lover. You may like fast cars or a certain world city. Maybe you want to choose a name for your dog that’s related to the hobbies and interests that inspire your life. Maybe you read Horace? That’s an impressive name for an impressive dog. Maybe your all-time favorite city in the world is Sydney? Then call your dog Sydney. This is one way of ensuring a unique dog name that has extra significance for you.

Remember: dog names should be no more than one or two syllables. They should not sound similar to other names within the family and should definitely not sounds like commands. Remember that the name will last for the term of the dog’s life, so try to think ahead and be certain that the name you choose will suit the dog (and you) in the years to come.

Here are some pick up line that I thought people like me may use during those nights when you sit in a corner of that bar and pick up humans for a change . I may add a few more soon. So in the meantime, enjoy!

Top Ten Bestial Pick Up Lines:

10. Wanna ride my horse?

9.   How would you like to make our animal friends happy?

8.   Wanna get in touch with your animal side?

7.   I have a big snake for a pet.

6.   You have a cat? That’s PURRfect!

5.   My horse and I could give you riding lessons.

4.   I’ve got THREE animals at home. *nudge, nudge, wink, wink . . .*

3.   My doggy can do a lot of tricks.

2.   I need help. My love life has gone to the dogs.

And the Number One Bestial Pickup Line IS:

1. You love animals. I love animals. Let’s do it.

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All right fans, here is it the long awaited other version of the Signs. Comment, suggestions and criticisms are allowed. Feel free to laugh your head off. And if enough replies are posted, I might even add more. Anyway, enjoy them! I know, I did while doing it.

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Signs Your Boyfriend is a Secret Animal Lover

10. When YOU come over to HIS house, his female Doberman acts as though she’s some jealous girlfriend wanting to rip the neck of the other bitch that sleeps with HER mate aka YOU.

9. You take a peek at his Palm top by stealth and learn that the real reason he was out at the race derbies was to meet someone named ‘Apple’ only to discover later that Apple was not one of the jockeys but was actually a REAL horse.

8. His DVD collection now consists of the following titles: Humping with Lassie, Fuck Willy, and The Horse of Zorro.

7. Having sex with him in “doggy-style” actually involves a REAL dog.

6. He is happy when you tell him about you have to go away for the weekend and you need him to look after  your dog. The dog also seems to be awfully “excited and happy” for some reason.

5. When he says he sleeps with his dog, you hope that’s all she does.

4:  He actually prefers watching Animal Planet than spending time with his X-box.

3: You discover that is actually a VERY active member of this website. And he’s been sending pictures and stories about bestiality for quite sometime now. (Hmmm, now WHO could that be…? *hint* *hint*).

2. He keeps on explaning to you that “Kitty cat” is his pet name for your uh, pussy and and he doesn’t have anything to do with the fact that your cat is pregnant.

And the number one sign that Your Boyfriend is a Secret Animal Lover…..

1.  He keeps on having wet dreams involving some nasty four-legged ladies from the Police’s K9 Department..

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Max Satisfaction

This is a true story. In fact, it just happened a few weeks ago….

I went back to the old countryside to visit my family and friends last summer. During my stay there, I went down to see one of my good friends for a weekend of hanging out and partying.  His name is Andy, he’s married. No kids except for  a 3 year old male Rottweiler named Max who is all dog and very friendly.

Well, that first night, we all went out drinking and got ourselves screwed drunk! At the end of the night, our buddies dropped us off at the house. I was to sleep on the big couch in the living room, so my friend went to his room to get me a pillow and blanket. When he came back, Max had followed him out to the living room and immediately started to play with me. Andy asked me if I wanted to put Max in the garage for the night, and I said, “No” that he could sleep out here the living room with me. My buddy was fine with that, so he threw me a blanket, said goodnight and closed his bedroom door (and  probably passed out. We ALL were that drunk. ).

Well, I was feeling kinda warm. So, I stripped myself down to my boxers and hopped onto the couch. Well, Max came right over and started licking my face. Lying on the couch, I tried to pet him and within seconds, I had a boner. Guess I was *SO* turned on by having this huge dog try and lick my face that I wondered what it would be like to have him on top of me doing that.

With very little coaxing, I had Max jump up on the couch with me and he laid right on top of me, his face in mine. So, now I have this 90 pound dog on me, and he started licking my face. I opened my mouth and his tongue went right in. It felt so awesome! I just kept my mouth open and the next thing you know, I was making out with Max! I was sucking on his tongue and French kissing him as he slurped my face. It was so intimate and so intensely erotic to be doing this with such a powerful animal! I felt so much like an animal and he really seemed to enjoy it. For what seemed like forever, we lay there swapping spit, my arms wrapped around his shoulders, locked in an erotic animalistic embrace. It was so awesome because kissing is something I love doing with another guy and this took it to a whole new level!

Well, needless to say, my dong was rock hard having this 90 pound horny dog on me, so, I slid my hands down underneath his body and found his cock, I started to rub it and it instantly got hard and came out of his sheath. He started to try and hump, which was kinda uncomfortable with him on top of me on the couch, so I managed to push him off onto the floor.

I got down next to him and put my face under his belly. His musky scent filled my nostrils and I went right for his cock. Next think you know, I had it in my mouth, slurping his doggy cum up as fast as I could. He kept trying to hump my face so after a minute or two, I stopped. I was so horny that I had to get off!!! On my knees, I started jerking Max off. In seconds, he was humping my hand. I focused on getting him off first because I knew I was gonna cum as soon I started on myself. Within a few minutes, my hand was covered in dog cum. It was so hot holding that fat dog cock as it pulsed juices out all over the place. I held his cock right below his huge knot and ‘milked that cock’ as he came.

When he was almost finished cuming, I let go of his cock and started licking his cum off my hand. The intense musky dog smell almost made me cum right there! Max immediately lay down in front of me and started licking himself clean as I started to jerk off. Well I came hard and fast and shot my load all over his belly!  As I kneeled there, my head swimming from my orgasm and my buzz, Max continued to clean himself clean, and that included slurping up my cum along with his own. SHIT!!! It was fucking hot!!!!  A few minutes later, I crawled back onto the couch and was sound asleep, with Max on the floor by my side.

I cannot wait to do it again another night.

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